Very Like a Smurf


I think that I shall ne'er observe

A creature lovely as a smurf.

A smurf of blue with rounded tail

Who lives in a village with one female.

A smurf in pants and hat of white

Who eats smurfberry pie all night.

A smurf who always says, "Smurfy!",

And lives in a fungus with no hyphae.

Around whose time-slot on USA

G.I.Joe and Pac- Man played.

Oh, anyone can cause a birth,

But only Hannah and Barbarra can make a smurf.