Requiem for the Cased

(an ode to Case Western Reserve University)

Welcome to Case!

You won't get to first base

With any females,

You'll just get e-mails

And look at web pages

For ages and ages

'Cause "Welcome to Case"

Means "No social life, Ace".

You won't see the sun,

Forget about fun,

Forget about sleep.

Now you're in it deep,

For now you're at Case--

Requiescat in Pace

 

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