Haiku To The Girl I Met In Vegas A Month Before I Had To Leave For College, And Started Dating Anyhow And Never Regretted It Despite The Fact That It Had To Be So Short, Until About 3 Weeks Later When She Became Really Annoying And I Only Regretted That I Couldn't Leave Town Sooner
My little Heather,
You were a reason to stay,
And then one to leave.
 
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(a note on the poems with the really long titles)